ZOMG You Guys! ZOMG You Guys! You've Been Squirrled

You guys, you absolutely must meet Sugar Bush Squirrel, the world's most photographed squirrel and anchor for SNN, the Squirrel News Network.

Here's Sugar Bush relaxing at home in her favorite cardigan:



And here, for some reason, is Sugar Bush dressed as JonBenet Ramsey:



She even plays the trombone:



Did you just fall in love with Sugar Bush like I did? I've fallen hard. Couldn't you just die?

Sugar Bush puts Mr. Winkle to SHAME.

Check out her web site for so so so much more!

PS: Sugar Bush may be a Republican, but that doesn't mean we can't love and worship her, right?